Real
Madrid’s Cristiano Ronaldo won Europe’s Golden Shoe yesterday, which
recognizes the top scorer across the continent’s top five leagues. It’s
the fourth time he’s won the award, and it comes after last season, when
he scored 48 goals in 35 La Liga games. No one else in the history of
the award has won it four times. Ronaldo said he wants to win it twice
more. The Portuguese forward is 30, coming off his best domestic
campaign ever, and is seemingly indestructible, and so there’s really no
reason why he won’t.
There are a
lot of athletes in the world out there doing hilarious, seemingly
unachievable things that would be literally unbelievable if there
weren’t things like cameras and satellites and optical fiber and the
like, with which to beam photographic evidence to televisions and
laptops and cell phones and so on. Ronaldo is one of the two most famous
athletes in the world along with his rival, Barcelona’s Lionel Messi.
Millions and millions and millions of people watch him every week.
Still, Ronaldo does literally unbelievable things.